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WELCOME ya bastard. Now sit down and read.

So, here's the deal:

This site is made of musings, reviews, shouts, creaks, rabble, babble, rumble and rambles from three permaPine House residents. I personally love these little reviews and I wanted to make sure there was a place that they can sit and twiddle their thumbs in the eternal ether of this gaping black hole we call the internet. However, I didn't want to shell out dime one, so hence the free Blogger site.

The review rules were and are simple:

Watch a movie, the more obscure the better, with a beer or at least some sort of caffeinated beverage. Review said movie.

I love these little rambles and hope to add more in the future. Until then, trusty follower, read and be merry for you are a bastard and that's all there is to it.

Mike

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