Let's see:
Big Hair and Denim: Check
Massive plotholes as a result of a lost 3 hour print: Check
Gratuitous jam-band sequence: Check
Gratuitous cementary sex scene: Check
Jawa-looking zombie guys: Check
Giant undertaker with his own catchphrase (BWOY!): Check
Floating chrome orb-things that stick themselves in your forehead,
drain you of your blood, spit it out their butts, and, to top it off,
make you pee your pants: Check
Well, goddammit, I must be in 80's-horror-shtick country.
Holy crap, how have I lived a 27 year long existence without seeing
this film?
I won't go into much detail about this thing if you haven't seen it. I
wouldn't want to give away the wholly ridiculous plot twist about the
little Jawa dudes.
Small, Brown, and Low to the Ground.
Watched while consuming: Red Tail Ale
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